Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
Tim Vine

Click to visit www.visitwesterham.org.uk

The Grumpy Mole, Staffhurst Woods, near Oxted

 

Formally the The Royal Oak, the Grumpy Mole has two car parks, and a terrace and garden with a good view of the Surrey countryside.

Address : The Grumpy Mole, Caterfield Lane, Oxted, Surrey, RH8 0RR
Telephone : (01883) 722207

Click here to visit their website.