Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
Tim Vine

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O/S Grid Reference:  TQ580476 (click on the Grid Ref. for a map)

Postcode: TN10 3AN

By road:  From Westerham.  There are several routes - but this seems the most direct. Drive east along the A25. After the traffic lights at the motorway junction, turn right onto the A21 (Sevenoaks by-pass) and drive south.  Leave at the first exit and take the second exit from the roundabout, the B245 (signposted Hildenborough).  After approx 3 miles you will pass a BP station on your right - this is a sign you are almost there. A few hundred yard son from there, you will find The Hilden Manor - again on your right (it is surrounded by a white picket fence). They have a very big car park - or if you feel more comfortable (if, for example, you are not stopping there for refreshment after the walk), the side street directly opposite - Farm Lane - has plenty of free parking.